Hello, my dear friends!
I'm glad to meet you.
In
these issues you will discover jokes, amusing cases and short stories.
Short story.
Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call mine
"Sex". Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to
renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said,
"I'd like to have one too." Then I said, "but this is a dog." He said
he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex
since I was nine years old." He said I must have been quite a kid!
When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I
told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a special room for Sex.
He said that every room in the place was for sex. I said, "You don't understand, Sex
keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too".
One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began,
the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking
around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me that I should have
sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to
have sex on T.V." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of
the dog. I said, "Your honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said,
"Me too." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said
"Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for
him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock
in the morning?" I said, "I am looking for Sex."
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